MINNEAPOLIS, MN - In a startling turn of events, God intervened this weekend to ensure that Brett Favre's NFL record consecutive starts streak would remain intact. Favre injured his throwing shoulder during last week's contest and didn't practice throughout the week. His start streak in jeopardy, Peter King and John Madden turned to God for help.
While God was not available for comment on this, His day of rest, spokesangels related that the Lord is a huge NFL fan, and that a simple snowstorm was no big deal. Highly placed sources indicate that God was particularly pleased with the deflation of the Metrodome, which was never on the top ten list.
Recent news has the game moved to Detroit, where there will be no fans of either team, and likely no TV coverage in the event that Favre isn't ready to go.
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