Showing posts with label vikings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vikings. Show all posts

Sunday, December 12, 2010

God Loves Brett Favre, Keeps Streak Intact


MINNEAPOLIS, MN - In a startling turn of events, God intervened this weekend to ensure that Brett Favre's NFL record consecutive starts streak would remain intact. Favre injured his throwing shoulder during last week's contest and didn't practice throughout the week. His start streak in jeopardy, Peter King and John Madden turned to God for help.

While God was not available for comment on this, His day of rest, spokesangels related that the Lord is a huge NFL fan, and that a simple snowstorm was no big deal. Highly placed sources indicate that God was particularly pleased with the deflation of the Metrodome, which was never on the top ten list.

Recent news has the game moved to Detroit, where there will be no fans of either team, and likely no TV coverage in the event that Favre isn't ready to go.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Childress in a Favre Bromance


Following the Vikings overtime win against the Arizona Cardinals this week, Brad Childress, he of the uncertain job status, burst into song in praise of his man-crush on his quarterback.

Singing to the tune of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance' Brad gave us this little ditty:

As sung by Brad Childress (to the tune of Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance")
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad bromance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Broma-broma-mamaa!
Fav-ra-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad bromance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Broma-broma-mamaa!
Fa-ra-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad bromance

I want your gray hair
I want your sore joints
I want your whining
If you'll score some points
I want your Favre
(Favre-Favre-Favre I want your Favre)

I want your drama
The look of your stubble
I want your Wrangler-wrapped hips in the huddle
I want your Favre
Brett-Brett-Brett
I want your Favre
(Brett-Brett-Brett I want your Favre)

You know that I coach you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad, your bad bromance

I want your playing and
You then on the bench
You and me could write a bad bromance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh!)
I want your touchdowns and
Your interceptions
You and me could write a bad bromance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad bromance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad bromance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Broma-broma-mamaa!
Fa-ra-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad bromance

I want your horror
I want your design
'Cause you're a quarterback
As long as your mine
I want your Favre
(Brett-Brett-Brett I want your Fav-ruuhh)

I want your psycho
Your vicodin shtick
Want you in my locker room
Baby you're sick
I want your Favre
Brett-Brett-Brett
I want your Favre
(Brett-Brett-Brett I want your Favre)

You know that I want you
('Cause I'm a Viking baby!)
And you know that I need you
I want your bad, bad bromance

I want your touchdowns and
Your interceptions
You and me could write a bad bromance
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want your deep throws
All your sacks once again
You and me could write a bad bromance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad bromance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad bromance

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Broma-broma-mamaa!
Fa-ra-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad bromance

Walk, walk QB baby
Work it
Throw that football crazy

Walk, walk QB baby
Work it
Throw that football crazy

Walk, walk Bretty baby
Work it
Throw that football crazy

Walk, walk gunsling baby
Work it
Use your walker baby

I want your touchdowns and
Your interceptions
I want your quitting and
Your playing again

Je veux ton amour
I don't really speak French
Je veux ton amour
Please don't fumble again
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Crappy throws to Percy Harvin
(Caught in a bad bromance)
Oh God your interceptions
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Want your bad bromance
(Caught in a bad bromance)
Want your bad bromance!

I want your touchdowns and
Your interceptions
You and me could write a bad bromance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
I want quitting and
Your playing again
You and me could write a bad bromance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad bromance
(Caught in a bad bromance)
Want your bad bromance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh!
Want your bad bromance
(Caught in a bad bromance)

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Broma-broma-mamaa!
Fav-ra-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad bromance
No word from Favre yet if he feels the same.